Rich said: "This has to be on your blogger: the end of a long journey back to Zürich. taking a breather having lugged the wine a 1000km from Bergerac to Zürich. I went straight to Red Zone at the customs and we waved our boxes of wine at the chaps. "Nous avons neuf Bouteille du Vin" I exclaimed. They looked us up and down. Looked at each other and then waved us towards the green channel! It does pay to be upfront sometimes."